i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
(Source: sageruto, via kingofthegoldenage)
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
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brolinbutts said: Bradley's probably too busy having sex with Colin so he can't answer our tweets, that's the only possible explanation.
never forget the 2am beaming with pride tweet
….. we all know why he was really beaming ;);)